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Words that can get you busted for pot or kicked off American Idol…

Posted by Lance Ballance on May 7, 2008

“IT’S BOB MARLEY”!!!

Way to go, Dred-boy…You sing a Bob Marley tune (badly), and then forget the words of a 60’s stoner classic like “Mr. Tamborine Man”? Back away from the bowl, Jason.

And David “No-Soul” Archuleta still doesn’t move when he performs. I am now convinced that he is animatronic. Like the Pirates Of The Caribbean ride…no life on the inside. He’s just pre-programmed (well, he IS from Utah…that may explain it).

David Cook is still the man…Baba O’Riley? That was pretty cool…

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One Response to “Words that can get you busted for pot or kicked off American Idol…”

  1. alntv said

    June 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    My son will think it’s way cool that you consider Archuletta to be a Pirates animatronic! HA! Thats a good one!!! LOL

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