How many of you have seen this e-mail floating around? Read it…and then I will prove that you cannot believe everything you read on the interwebs…
I'm the king of e-mail forwards...
This is the best plan I have heard in a LOOOOONNNNG time:
The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
Hi Pals,
I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a ‘We
Deserve It Dividend’.
To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bon-a-fide
U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and
child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.
My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a ‘We Deserve It
Dividend’.
Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends
$25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A
husband and wife has $595,000.00.
What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it’ll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else
Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who
lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting
back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.
If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of
trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is
being proposed by one of our candidates for President.
If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U
S Citizen 18+!
As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.
Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion ‘We
Deserve It Dividend’ more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington
DC .
And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5
Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
Kindest personal regards,
Birk
T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a
laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85
Billion!!
Okay, did you get all of that? There is just one problem. $85 Billion, divided by 200 Million, is only $425! Not the $425,000 that the writer leads us to believe. It’s only 425 bucks each, folks. Not even enough for the power bill this month. Even if they use the $700 Billion that was approved today, that’s only $3500 per person. Still WAAAAAAY the heck off of the $425K.
85 TRILLION…on the other hand, works out fine.
One hasty forward victim wrote “This Man Should Be President!”
I think he already is…
Carry the decimal point, dumbass
Birk…short for Barack? Hmmmm…
Read it…before you forward it.
