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Archive for April, 2009

Samuel Fail Jackson

Posted by Lance Ballance on April 21, 2009

found this while perusing FilmDrunk…they’re blogolicious!

Wha?

Extreme Fail…

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Another test of the Internet Broadcasting System…

Posted by Lance Ballance on April 20, 2009

Observe, gentle reader…

We're cute!

We're cute!

These are ducks…not just any ducks, BABY ducks. Yellow and fuzzy, adorable if you will…

Notice the name of the .jpg of the duckies: erintopless.jpg.

You will also notice a tag in this blog that says: “Erin Andrews Topless”.  There are no such photos here.  But, by use of said tag, and the name of the file…

PAGEVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before the weekend, the total of how many hits this gets, especially from Miss Andrews cute and fuzzy lawyers.

Y’all are perverts…

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Vijay Singh is better than you…

Posted by Lance Ballance on April 8, 2009

During the annual 16th hole water-hazard-ball-skip-and-not-get-wet competition yesterday at Augusta. Vijay Singh skipped a ball off of the water hazard, and yes…in the hole.  Someone had a camera…

That’s one of those monents when even Tiger has to cock his head slightly left and nod, “Dayum!”

But still not quite to the level of this classic Masters Moment:

“IT’S IN DA HOLE!!!”

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