Nice to see that Lindsay Lohan is deciding to find some balance in her life, and give love a try.
The lucky guys name is Sam Ronson, and he is a DJ. Not sure how long they’ve been together, but they’ve been spotted out and ab—-, hold on. I’m getting a text message. What? You’re kidding me! Sam Ronson is…a…..a………..GIRL???
Are you sure? Could have fooled me… Normally that development makes these types of things much more interesting. Not in this case, however. Sam sure looks like a dude, and and ugly dude at that. Kind of like he/she/it used to play bass for A Flock of Seagulls.
Normally. I’d want some sort of confirmation here as to the exact gender of this person. But, I just had breakfast…who knows what is going on there?
THEORY: Does Linds-bian KNOW that Sam is a girl? Hmmm. Interesting. Could be surprising, kind of like a reverse “Crying Game”. Awkward… “Hey, what’s going on over WHAT THE HELL??????”