Unbelievable…but true (part deux)

When we last left Clay Aiken, he was going to be a baby daddy. Well, not so unbelievable is the revelation that Clay…is officially playing for the other team.

When reached for comment, Captain Obvious had this reaction: “Duh.”

My reaction is even simpler: “SO?” Why this is news…boggles the mind. Big Deal.

 

I’m still waiting for that Lindsay Lohan/Sam Ronson “Crying Game” revelation…don’t tell me that isn’t on the way.

Lindsay! Why won't you call anymore???
Lindsay! Why won't you call anymore?

Honestly, if I were lesbionic…I’d pick a hotter girl than Samuel. Sam looks too much like a dude to believe a word of the lesbian stuff. Lindsay may be very nearsighted…that explains it.

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Author: Lance Ballance

No TV and No Beer make Lance...something something...

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