Uhhhh, what?

Every once in a while you wait for someone to say something so ridiculous…so unbelievable that you have to share it and comment about it. Usually, you hope that the person making the comment is otherwise trustworthy and honest, and that this is just the proverbial “brain fart”…

This is NOT one of those times…

Read on. From Starpulse…

Paris Hilton: ‘I’ve Only Slept With A Couple Of People’.

respects herself too muchParis Hilton has only slept with “a couple of people” – because she respects herself too much.

The Simple Life star has had high profile relationships with former Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter and Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, but is currently single after splitting from the rocker in November. And Hilton insists she just kisses the majority of her suitors, and plays “hard to get” to ensure men are serious about dating her.

She tells Glamour magazine, “I’ve only done it (had sex) with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it’s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you; he’ll want you much more if he can’t have you.”

Uhhhh, huh?

…because she respects herself too much.

I am convinced that either Paris has suffered a severe head injury, or that all of the $1000 bottles of champagne she has consumed have caused irreversible damage, and that she has forgotten most all of the past few years. The good news is, that she has the money to seek the best doctors in the world to get treatment for this scary condition…she obviously remembers nothing before…say, Tuesday?

Besides, you usually aren’t sleeping when…well, you know..doing what Paris does best.

Pray for Paris! Get well, America’s Sweetheart!!!


Author: Lance Ballance

No TV and No Beer make Lance...something something...

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