Think carefully…what is more important to our nations future and success? A new President (who I’m convinced will unzip his body suit and turn out to be either Kang or Kodos from the Simpsons…it’s a two party system), or a sure-fire way to stimulate the economy without the need of a Trillion Dollar Bailout.
I vote for the tasty alternative…
Somewhere, choirs sing and children shout. Hosanna!!! The McRib has returned!!!
The most exciting thing to hit the McDonalds Menu in years has returned. Yes, the item that has spawned a legion of fans and devotees, and even an entire Simpsons episode (Remember Krusty’s Ribwich??) has made a triumphant return to our lives. In fact, the McRib has such a fanbase, that if any followers are looking for the Holy Grail of Processed Pseudo-Pork, there is a website to help you find your prize.
You know what they say…if you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!
I don’t feel so good…but I’m goin’ back for lunch today.