I’m in heaven…

I love to eat…and I know that I need to eat better. But…I really don’t care. I’m having a Homer Simpson Moment…

Hello? Heart? Are you okay in there?
Hello? Heart? Are you okay in there?

Yes, that is a Turbaconucken. A Chicken…inside a Duck…inside a Turkey…wrapped in Bacon. Want to enjoy more deadly food? Click below…

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

Yep...that'll do it.
Yep...that'll do it.

I can’t help but think that as you eat the Heart Attack On A Plate shown above, you need to have the numbers 9-1-1 already typed into your cellphone, with your finger twitching nervously over the “Send” button…

BAAARRRUUUPPPPPPP!

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Author: Lance Ballance

No TV and No Beer make Lance...something something...

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