It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

In my ample spare time (for now…going to rock again soon, you’d be insane not to hire me)…I have decided to decorate the house for Christmas. It’s a very special Holiday for the Ballance clan…however, since I DO have ample time, I may have overdone it just a bit. The Lovely Mrs. Ballance…was not amused.

On Dasher! On Dancer! On...PHASERS!
On Dasher! On Dancer! On...PHASERS!!

Santa…may need a bigger bag.

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I was gonna blog about OJ…

…but everyone else already will. He got 15 years… 7 1/2 each for Ron & Nico…oh, wait. Wrong trial.

INSTEAD!

This was sent to me today, and I could not resist. Amazingly, even though it is taken from Full Metal Jacket, it is safe for work. I’d embed the video…but they only let me embed YouTube Videos…punks.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Full Metal Christmas

Ever wonder what working conditions are REALLY like at the North Pole? This video may give you some insight. If you are a fan of Christmas, or Full Metal Jacket…you will laugh. It’s awesome.

Merry Christmas, Sergeant!