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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

In my ample spare time (for now…going to rock again soon, you’d be insane not to hire me)…I have decided to decorate the house for Christmas. It’s a very special Holiday for the Ballance clan…however, since I DO have ample time, I may have overdone it just a bit. The Lovely Mrs. Ballance…was not amused.

On Dasher! On Dancer! On...PHASERS!
On Dasher! On Dancer! On...PHASERS!!

Santa…may need a bigger bag.

I was gonna blog about OJ…

…but everyone else already will. He got 15 years… 7 1/2 each for Ron & Nico…oh, wait. Wrong trial.


This was sent to me today, and I could not resist. Amazingly, even though it is taken from Full Metal Jacket, it is safe for work. I’d embed the video…but they only let me embed YouTube Videos…punks.


Full Metal Christmas

Ever wonder what working conditions are REALLY like at the North Pole? This video may give you some insight. If you are a fan of Christmas, or Full Metal Jacket…you will laugh. It’s awesome.

Merry Christmas, Sergeant!